in which kayla photobombs jess’s selfies
with her curly hair and crazed eyes
some might find it scary
but we find it endearing
she shouldn’t be taken out in public
but when she is it’s a grand ol time
the stares don’t even matter
because we’re laughing all the while
so here’s to you, dear kayla
you oh so fabulous woman
words can’t describe how we love you so
it didn’t occur to me that this would be backwards….
but HI AMANDA
[7th grade boy voice] google blue waffle
Kayla’s unimpressed with my shit
what if you get a bunch of banana peels & put them all around his room while he’s sleeping. plot twist: the banana peels are actually bombs.
omfg yes please does anyone know where to find banana bombs
And I walked by the bathroom and my mom goes “OOOOOOBAMAAAAAAAAA”
And I also woke up to an awesome voicemail message from kayla.
So suck it Romney, Obama is our prez for another 4 years.