OH MY GO D
I hate fall out boy because you’ll just be singing along happily and then without warning you decode the metaphor and your whole world comes crashing down and you’re crying again
someone on facebook posted this intending it to be negative but instead it’s INCREDIBLE. go girl scouts
I WOULD LIKE TO EAT MORE OF THESE COOKIES PLEASE AND THANK
It’s so funny that this is supposed to be negative criticism.
*spends entire income on thin mints
true story: people were enraged that a young transgirl was accepted into the girl scouts. they released a statement saying they will accept girls of any gender, shape or size.
this is awesome!
Such a difference between the girl scouts and the boy scouts. It’s terribly sad.
Take note, boy scouts.
What do you sell? Not delicious cookies that promote equality and human rights, that’s for sure
Complete and utter win!
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.
Gaming Is Beautiful.
We don’t play because we have no life.
We play because we choose to live many lives.
Fox News headlines v. real headlines, part 2425183.
The brunette part is really important.
Fun fact, our hair color reveals our place in pansexual society. Blondes are our record keepers. The great librarians, they collect, analyze, store, and distribute information to the rest of us. They are blonde because they reflect the light of knowledge. Those with Black Hair are our inventors. They investigate, produce, and teach new technologies so that we may thrive in future times. Their hair is black because of their frequent dives into the void of the unknown. Burnettes are our ambassadors. They interact with people, plants, and animals, forging bonds that can protect us when we are threatened. Their hair is brown because of their deep connection to the earth.
And as for redheads.
You don’t want to know the purpose of the Red Heads. But may their hellfire consume our enemies.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE BC THERES DEER IN THE DISTANCE LIKE AYE MAN SOMETHIN GOIN DOWN